In unix, fortune has been around from a long time and it’s as popular and a favourite now, as it was way back in time.

Some nuggets:

Don’t worry so loud, your roommate can’t think.
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You will wish you hadn’t.
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Don’t tell any big lies today. Small ones can be just as effective.
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You’ve been leading a dog’s life. Stay off the furniture.
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You will experience a strong urge to do good; but it will pass.
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Be free and open and breezy! Enjoy! Things won’t get any better so
get used to it.
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You are a very redundant person, that’s what kind of person you are.
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Finally,

$ fortune
You have literary talent that you should take pains to develop.

How true